- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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