Knock knock... Home invasion

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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