- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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