:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

God is real.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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