Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

someone called someone else a frog

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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