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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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