- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

when debbie meets downer

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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