A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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i like turtles

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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