What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Hey Shea

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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