- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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