Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Lil Wayne

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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