- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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