Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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it was all Tagart

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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