- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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