An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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