- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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