Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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