- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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