Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Do the roar!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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