- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A woman walks into a bar.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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