- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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