Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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