how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Anti Joke

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