- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Men's rights

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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