I think everybody should have a penis.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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