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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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