- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

I like school Said no one ever.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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