- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Men's rights

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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