- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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