roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

HELLO EVERYONE

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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