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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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