- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Your Mom The End.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Emily Walker.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Pickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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