- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I had friends on the Death Star.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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