What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

women's rights

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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