- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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