- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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