what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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