What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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