Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Your mother is so fat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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