- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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