How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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