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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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