How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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andrew wagner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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