- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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