- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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