A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

thumb_up thumb_down -19

angelo snyder is not ga

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I love alchohol!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops