- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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