- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

I like poop in my butt

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

cory is gay

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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