- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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