- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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