What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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