whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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I hate blackniggers

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Take part of what?

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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