What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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