- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

there once was a frog with no leggs

i found waldo.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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