- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Gus's mom

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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