What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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