An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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