Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Granny porn!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Good job, son.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...