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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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