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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why am I writing this...im bored

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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