What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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