- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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