- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the man say to his doctor?

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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