Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

So FDR walks into a bar.

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