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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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