Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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