- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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