- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's 2+2? Fish

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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