Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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