- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I used to know what alzheimers was

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Tall asians

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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