- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

"Knock knock" Come in!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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