A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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