mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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