What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Lil Wayne

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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