Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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