How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

This is an anti- joke

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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