- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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