What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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