- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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