- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Sarah Palin.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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