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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Women outside of the kitchen.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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