- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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