here's a joke... the american education society

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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