- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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