- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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