- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

KOOKABURRA

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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