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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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