A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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