So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Lil Wayne

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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race-car = rac-ecar

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hey hey apple

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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