Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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