- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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