whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's up? Your time.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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