- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Black people stink of shite!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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