- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

j.p. is dumb

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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