You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I put my baby in a microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops