- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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