- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

whats yellow? lots of things.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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