Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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