- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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