- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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