Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

guess what what ...

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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