3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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