- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Anti Joke

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence