- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Women deserve equal rights.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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