- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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