- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

#Getweird

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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