Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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lets bomb africa

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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