A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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