getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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woman's rights

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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12 in general

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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