- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why? Why not?

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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