- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's the new green? Green

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

whats 1 + 1? 2

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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