- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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