Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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