What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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