knock knock Goodbye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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a man makes a bad joke

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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