What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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