what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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