did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

12 niqqa 12.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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