- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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