What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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