Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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HEY!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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I'm hungry.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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