- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

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