Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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