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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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