hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

you see theres this guy.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

France had one revolution

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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