Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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