- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

rent a cops

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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