- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

A van drives into a car.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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