- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

This is the concept of anti-joke.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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