Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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