- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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