- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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