- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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