- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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