- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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