What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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