- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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