- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

my egg roll

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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