- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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