- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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