What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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