- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock knock. Get out!!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I have a really funny joke.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What does two plus two equal? 4

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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