- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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