- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Connor is homo

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