"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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