what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

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