- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Hello

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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