roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Jersey Shore.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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angelo snyder is not ga

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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haha

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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