y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Beka has AIDS

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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