What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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