- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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