what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Jimmy Saville

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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