What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do I hate? people

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Your girlfriend.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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