I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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