knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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