- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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