- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are flowers.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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