- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a black man? Rob

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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