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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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