- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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