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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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