What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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