- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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