Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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hi jonny

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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diarrhea.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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