- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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