- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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