I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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