- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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