- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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