- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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