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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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