- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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