- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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