- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are flowers.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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