- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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