- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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