- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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