- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Kevin and Ramin

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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