- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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