- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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