- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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