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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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