- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what is the world worst joke? this one

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

read this sentence again.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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