A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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