How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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