- Anti Joke

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson