How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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