Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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