A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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