- Anti Joke

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...