What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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