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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Faithful men.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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