- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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