a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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