- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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