- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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