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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

guess what? bannanas

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

i hate non minorities!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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