Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Tall asians

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Potassium? K.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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