- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

u know whats a crime? rape

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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