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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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