- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

poopy is poopy

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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