What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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