bangers and mash?

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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