- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

rent a cops

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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