Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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