there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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