Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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