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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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