guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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