- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What fires shots? A gun

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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