- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

knock knock who's there? faith

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