How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Justin Beiber

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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