- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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