- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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