- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man was shot. He died.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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