Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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