- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Faithful men.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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