- Anti Joke

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!