- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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