A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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