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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

your face

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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