- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

hextech crafting too opieop

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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