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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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