- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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