Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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