What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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A fat guy!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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9/11 my birthday

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hey hey apple

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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