- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Womens rights

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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