What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Yellow People !!

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Your mam is so fat.

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What is 9+10? 19

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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