- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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