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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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