- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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