A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is life? Paul.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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