A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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