Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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