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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Anyone can post anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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