Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

this website is a bad joke

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

think twice or at least think

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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