My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

who do we all like george goodburn

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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