- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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