What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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