- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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