- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is life? Paul.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Yo Momma So Fat!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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