What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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