- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Who's the fastest kid in AA

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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